F452 - Top tips for writing unmaintainable code.

• Write code that looks like comments.
• Hide macro definitions.
• Make statements that pretty much do nothing.
• Use continuation to hide variables.
• Use variable names that are REALLY similar to keywords.
• Do EXACTLY what your boss (entirely  inexperienced).
• Ignore the complaints [help line]("'cause words can't keep you down...")
• Use  FØRTRAN.
• Use inline assembler (no one understands or remembers it)
• Don't test your code.